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Blood and Rhetoric
oh, McSweeney's, how I loff you 
9th-Jan-2008 02:41 pm
puppet flasher by poisoninjest
An Open Letter to Mr. James Thatcher, Brand Manager, Procter & Gamble.

But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.

(Also, this one isn't menstruation-related -- though it is genitalia-related -- but it is very funny.)
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