But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
(Also, this one isn't menstruation-related -- though it is genitalia-related -- but it is very funny.)
Music:Dr. Faustus -- "The Dawn/The Glafis Hornpipe"